Thanks for sending me dreadfully bad luck

I hate crappy forwards that instruct you to spam all your friends in order to be lucky in love or something stupid like that. But I think I just received the crappiest one of all.

It's called READ ALONE & DO NOT DELETE. First it tells me about someone who deleted the forward and then her fiance dies. Then it tells me about a woman who didn't forward it to enough people and then dies. Alrighty then. The third person follows the spammer instructions perfectly and lives happily ever after. These quaint tales are followed by a stupid poem that requires me to scroll so much that my carpal tunnel flares up. Lastly, it says: You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck. Yeah, I'll get right on that. Thanks for passing on the threat of bad luck to me (not that I believe it, but you obviously do).

I think this may be the stupidest forward I've ever seen. It would be hilarious if it wasn't for all the people that actually believe it.